nile river

The 'river' that starts in the gap between your pecs and runs down the gap between your abs. People with defined chests will brag that water can flow down it, much like a river. Usually called a Nile River because of the Nile's overall straightness.
I've been workin' out so hard lately I'm gettin a Nile River
by The Cuze April 05, 2010
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river rock

the shitist drink in the world that tastes like shit and gives ppl diarria do not drinkm river rock it will give u rebola
river rock tastes like shit
by bellygwen NoodlZ July 28, 2015
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salty river

When you cum inside of your girl, then she squirts it into your mouth.
I got a little too drunk and decided to eat the salty river after some good sex.
by StopThat24 December 05, 2013
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River bong

Lame ass holes trying to get high with dirty water and bottles, the poorest way of sucking bongs, and the best way to catch diseases
Yoo I just sucked a river bong man I'm battered.... no you just got aluminium poisoning and 20 different diseases
by Cannock inbred October 13, 2016
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Urban River

Urban River is a creative design agency working from the seaside town of South Shields.

They provide brands, printed literature and web design to Newcastle, the surrounding areas of the North East and UK-wide.
Have you seen the Tyne Tunnel's website?
Yeah, it's so Urban River
by urbanriver February 22, 2012
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crossing the river

when you meet great joy after passing general laziness or social anxiety
"through my very own effort of crossing the river, i got in touch with a stranger and in the end even recorded a quick song. the rest of my day was very light hearted. which means what i did was right."
by Krkič May 16, 2020
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porkin’ the river

Take a can of Busch’s baked beans, specifically Busch’s beans, take the lid off the can and let It marinate in river water for exactly 15 minutes, if you have it in to short the beans don’t get enough river water in then and if you do it too long the beans simply float out of the can. After the 15 minutes you proceed to use the can of beans as a pocket pussy. If you are feeling bold instead of taking off the lid you can cut a hole in the top
Hey bro what are you doing later

“Nothing much just going to be porkin’ the river”
by Flexos September 09, 2020
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