Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023

renedie

renedie. where to even start. she is the most caring and remarkable person you’ll ever meet. she always puts others before herself no matter the cost. her faith is like nothing you’ve ever seen. she doesn’t chase after boys, she lets them come to her. she knows her self worth deep down, and everyone around her can see it. if you find a renedie in your life, hold onto her, because if you don’t… you’re making a grave mistake. she’s everything you’ll ever need as a friend, a mother, a sister, a daughter, a wife, and a person. don’t look past her, because you’ll regret it instantly.

“renedie is the best, im so glad i met her.”

by name.here August 20, 2024

Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.

“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Reded

A term in Aut when 2 people use Red: Push / Force on a single person/npc With "The Strongest" (Gojo Satoru)

Holy fuck i just "reded" that guy

by Go/jo December 27, 2023

Reseda

If God made anyone perfect it would be her. She’s sweet, friendly and would do just about anything for the people she loves. She’s gorgeous but very humble about it.

Reseda is such an amazing girl.

by JojosheR November 21, 2023

remedan

Remedan is nuhas boyfriend

Hey look its remedan over there
Yess omg its nuhas boyfriend.

by Gulakeheu November 22, 2023