Baltimore Nose Ring

The ejaculation onto a female face where seminal fluids enter both nostrils and connect above the lip, forming a nose ring.

After I fixed this chicks laptop, I totally gave her a Baltimore Nose Ring.

by spoony luv January 14, 2009

The Ring

Holy shit this movies scary. damn i nearly pissed in my pants when she came out of the tv screen. holy shit...and i didnt watch tv for a whole friggin week!

The ring scared the crap out of jay and O.T.E

by vectrex May 31, 2003

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

ring rong bitch

To call up a random business or person that you found in the phone book on the phone and then once the person answers the phone you don't say anything and you wait until the person on the other line hangs up.

An example of Ring Rong Bitch:

You: *Calls up Bob's Auto Shop*
Bob: "Bob's Auto Shop, How may I help you?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "Hello?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!"

by Da Wizard Of OZ October 27, 2009

GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NBA

A place where bandwagon fans of good nba teams, mainly the Lakers, come to insult other people because of their team, using childish words and logic.

Hey, that guy posting on the GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NBA board likes the Mavs, Lol Mavs!

by rairen shimozuma March 17, 2009

Red Ring of Death

Microsofts secret code that tells you to buy a PS3 or Wii.

Hey bro how many 360s have you had?
Bro:16.My most recent one's disk drive died.
Me:How many got the Red Ring of Death?
Bro:8
Me:Time to buy a Ps3.
Bro:I hate Sony.
Me:But Sony Roxzorz youre soxzorz!

by AntiRedRings March 20, 2008

monkey ring

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.

Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.

by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018