update rape

Forced software update crippling or hindering device operation

My iPod was totally screwed thanks to Apple's latest update rape.

by D. Bagginstein December 25, 2011

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Ear Rape

When you have music so loud and terrible that its power takes form in the shape of a penis, said penis then shoves its self rapidly and abrasively into your ear holes making you feel the urge to make it stop, make everything stop.

That ear rape hurts, make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!

by Guywholikespizza May 25, 2017

Gang Rape

When several men rape a woman, demonstrating incredible cowardice and supporting the notion that we humans reside on a limb far from the top of the evolutionary tree.

Gang rape is a horrible crime.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

hug rape

an unwanted or unexpected hug by a person...or persons, that cannot be gotten out of.
Could be a surprise hug....or just a totally unwanted one altogether.

haha HUG RAPE!! *hugs* <---wanted hug

U WILL HUG ME BITCH *hugs struggling person* <---- unwanted hug

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 22, 2004

shake rape

when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.

(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)

girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis

you: fuck that!, I just got shake raped.

by matttatts September 6, 2011

Grade Rape

When one has sex with a teacher/professor in exchange for an A, then finds out on their report card that they were given the B- they deserved in the first place.

I had sex with a professor in exchange for an A, then found out on my report card that I was given the B- I deserved in the first place. I was totally grade raped.

by Haaroon September 1, 2010