update rape

Forced software update crippling or hindering device operation

My iPod was totally screwed thanks to Apple's latest update rape.

by D. Bagginstein December 21, 2011

rape the dragon

To get something really tough done, or to accomplish something that most people would deem impossible.

Joe: I don't think I have the guts to tell my dad I'm switchin majors. He's going to be furious.

Bob: Well, sooner or later you're going to have to rape the dragon. Might as well be now.

TRIPLE ENTENDRE:

Hey Joe. I fucked your mom last night. Yeah that's right, I totally raped that dragon.

by flippyrocker October 17, 2010

Vape Raped

walking into or having a large amount of vapor blown in your face, making you feel violated

While casually shopping at her local vapor store, Becky was suddenly vape raped by the overzealous vaping crowd.

by cqchick September 30, 2015

Spiral Rape

When the metal part of someone's spiral notebook snags on your clothing as you walk past them.

"Dude, I totally just got spiral raped by that girl's notebook!"

by Humanoid143 February 13, 2009

Rape Reversal

The act of a child raping child molesters.

News Reporter: "Today we have acquired information that a miraculous child, kidnapped by 2 rapists, has been found raping them. Committing a federal crime of Rape Reversal.

by GasPuncher April 21, 2011

Ear Rape

When you have music so loud and terrible that its power takes form in the shape of a penis, said penis then shoves its self rapidly and abrasively into your ear holes making you feel the urge to make it stop, make everything stop.

That ear rape hurts, make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!

by Guywholikespizza May 25, 2017

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003