Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery

The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again

by Vobden September 1, 2021

Finger Puppet Mafia

A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.

"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"

by FlabbyPatty April 29, 2021

ello puppet

pirates of the Carribean beautifulness

"ello puppet"

by im a unicorn with a monicle November 28, 2016

knee puppets

when her boobs are so big and saggy, they can be manipulated in a seated position by bouncing them off of her knees perhaps by her knees.

See that bitch sitting over there? I wish she would stop tapping her foot because her knee puppets are flopping around like a fish out of water.

by christpanda August 27, 2011

blood puppets

Hemorrhoids

"Kristi has blood puppets all over her ringo (asshole).

by Ryan Codez February 3, 2009

Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team April 18, 2012

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021