When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
Get the Bloody Public Barbermug. An Unidentified Public Anomaly (Otherwise known as a UPA) Is a odd entity or occurrence that many people have seen but has never been declared to exist.
Have you seen any Unidentified Public Anomaly's lately.
Yeah, yesterday.
You should report it.
What's the site?
Yeah, yesterday.
You should report it.
What's the site?
by Wincord February 12, 2025
Get the Unidentified Public Anomalymug. You perfect your make-up on the train/bus/tram/taxi - powder goes flying, eyes get poked out with mascara and the overwhelming smell of perfume floods the carriages nose-ways.
by Charlotta-Alice March 11, 2011
Get the Public-Transportistamug. by David Hater9999 October 7, 2019
Get the eunice public schoolsmug. Often referred to as "cruising spots" "hookup spots"
A discreet, often secluded or overlooked area within a generally accessible public space (like a park, beach, woods, or parking area) that has gained a reputation or is informally used by individuals seeking privacy for consensual sexual encounters.
A discreet, often secluded or overlooked area within a generally accessible public space (like a park, beach, woods, or parking area) that has gained a reputation or is informally used by individuals seeking privacy for consensual sexual encounters.
by lowkeypublicfunspot July 18, 2025
Get the Lowkey Public Fun Spotmug. A small school where little brats go to get pregnant and end up in a hole. The place where everyone talks behind your back. Now remember...this only 99.9% of the girls there now that other 1.81% is full of nice people but beware the guys there only like girls who wanna fuck so good luck finding the “guy of your dreams” oh ya and the teachers there suck ass for a living
by Chsvdbs March 14, 2019
Get the Twin river public schoolsmug. A combination of sexual fetishises including the likes of public exhibition and cum play.
Can be performed alone but more acceptable with a partner.
Can be performed alone but more acceptable with a partner.
Ex1 - Nichole and mathew test drove a new Toyota when Nichole felt the urge to slug Mathew off, she aimed his spring loaded nose slapper and let that baby yoghurt fly all over the centre console, then returned the uncleaned savvy little rav4 complete with an added touch of shimmering shine.
Ex2- Matt and Nic had passionate anal sex in a target change room, matt pulled out for nichole to finish him all over a steel grey Grandeur Bath Towel, which was then placed delicately back on display
. - public slugging at its finest
Ex2- Matt and Nic had passionate anal sex in a target change room, matt pulled out for nichole to finish him all over a steel grey Grandeur Bath Towel, which was then placed delicately back on display
. - public slugging at its finest
by Blockerchelli July 27, 2024
Get the Public Sluggingmug.