pre lyricated

When you sing the lyrics to a song too early.

“Hey Susan, you’re singing the wrong part of the song”

“Sorry, I pre lyricated”

by Floren January 27, 2018

pre-saturday

The wednesday night you get together with your friends and drink large amounts of whiskey to show you have what it takes to hang with the saturday crowd.

I really want to go to Terry's party this weekend but i was told i have to attend pre-saturday first to get an invite

by FGCinHB January 29, 2018

pre-enacting

Acting out possible future scenarios, such as arguments/fights and sometimes make-out sessions. These sometimes occur in the present past tense as if they'd already happened. Invariably, the scenario is always favorable to the one doing the pre-enactment.

"So I was pre-enacting my beef with Drea... If she talks anymore shit, I'm gonna punch her in the gut and when she hunches over, I'll get her in the throat. That bitch is lucky I don't curb check her, too. Hell yea! Fucked her UP,son!"

by AdriLynn September 25, 2013

pre-paranoid

When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.

guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."

guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."

by seezilysoo February 22, 2011

Pre-Vite

Pre-Vite: (Noun)

An invitation to an event that is sent out prior to the actual invitation for the purpose of gauging interest or availability.

We should have a 4th of july party, unless everyone is going to be out of town. We better send out a pre-vite to see if it's even worth it

by airman6563 July 8, 2011

Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

by MF1212 August 7, 2017

Pre-squeeze

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer

Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.

by L.T. Ligma March 17, 2019