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vampire popsicle

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle
by Kcornfield October 18, 2020
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cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon
"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."
by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody with schizophrenia into, in a cinematic way. Lucky for people with other mental illnesses, liquid nitrogen does not turn everyone into a human popsicle. At least, that's the latest kind of misinformation writers are spreading like wildfire.
Liquid nitrogen just made a human popsicle out of that guy with schizophrenia, i guess the killer found his weakness. Liquid nitrogen.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Human popsicle

Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.
He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.
Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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