Persian Pineapple

A sun-tanned choad with pubes that were dyed green.

"Did you see that Mike's Persian Pineapple?"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"

by JJRocksIV December 03, 2011

Pineapple effect

When you get freaky and you want porno.

I think I have the pineapple effect. I'm gonna call Jeff.

by Samantha Kirk January 20, 2017

pineapple vagina

A pineapple vagina is when a girl puts pineapple in her vagina and the mans eats her out and proceeds to eat the pineapple until it's gone

" damn, that man had me do the pineapple vagina method last night

by Cocksnot March 16, 2016

fuck pineapple

what the fuck are you googling "Fuck Pineapple" for? get a fucking life you melt.

Ryan: "Get a fucking life you melt"
You: *Gets a fucking life* *Is no longer a melt*
Fuck Pineapple- You're a melt and have no life

by ryandontlikeyou February 23, 2018

Pineapple head

Someone with an abnormally large head oblong in shape with a faded hair cut with either a But cut (Parted down the center) or spikey hair.

Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson. Used in a sentence "Hey Copernicus, why don't you take your Pineapple Head and your parachute pants and navigate to the back of the line, standing there in your bowling shirt and your plantar fasciitis"

by The guy who bones Tony's mom May 02, 2014

pineapple head

one who wears their hair in a high pony tail on their head (some times in a bun).
Often of the "popular crowd"

by lor September 21, 2003

mystic pineapple

A beastly fruit bent on world domination.

News anchor: Today, mysticpineapple took over the world. Back to you steve.

by adn March 04, 2005