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pinch and drag 

The best way to scratch a scrotum. A pinch of the skin is "dragged" across the sensitive testicles to relieve the itch.
Do women pinch and drag too?
pinch and drag by igotbackstage January 9, 2009

pinch hitter

When your dominate masturbating hand is out of commission for some reason, you utilize your opposite hand to take care of business.
Fuck, how am I suppose to jack off with this cast on my hand. Guess ill have to bring in my pinch hitter.
pinch hitter by double AyeD July 28, 2010

Premature pinch 

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)
you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane P.H.D. M.D

He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?
Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar P.H.D M.D is fucked up (claim mallory and nate)

Pinochet Woodchipper 

A Pinochet Woodchipper is an advanced helicopter manoeuvre that involves flying upside down and throwing commies out of the door so they fall through the main rotor blades.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see that commie get shredded by that helicopter's blades?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a classic Pinochet Woodchipper"

pull a Pinochet 

(also pulling or pulled)
Executing or removing a huge block of people just because one feels like it, or some equally minuscule reason. Named after Augusto Pinochet, Chilean dictator famous for his mass "removal" of thousands of rebels.

It can also mean following in the steps of the Chilean dictator, but that tense is less likely.
Dude, my coach had fifty extra guys on the bench right, and he decided to pull a Pinochet and send them all home. It was crazy, they were like, what?
pull a Pinochet by dandenmark January 21, 2007