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pecker checker

A man, regardless of sexual orientation, who has a habit of glancing (or checking out) at other men's penises.
John makes me feel uncomfortable. Have you noticed how he looks at everyone's dick? I think he's a pecker checker.
by Jack Shepard June 11, 2006
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pecker wrecker

describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin.
My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.
by chonger December 28, 2005
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peckerhead

a wire box for an electric motor
open up the peckerhead and rewire the motor
by hardcorejesus July 29, 2003
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American Pickers

A TV show about 2 homosexual men who travel the country buying worthless shit from hoarders.
That show american pickers is strange! I know, those guys are so gay for each other!
by Fmaren123 May 23, 2011
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peckertrish

1) Part-time shelf-stocker; full-time MILF
2) An aspiring fluffer with dreams of porn star greatness in the spirit of “Debbie Does Dallas”. ie. “PeckerTrish Does Pennsyltucky
3) To defend one’s brainfarts by rebuffing: “Asshole!”, especially when publicly called out for random acts of boneheadedness
1) That peckertrish should stop fluffing the customers and start restocking the acai berry pills. She’ll never make commission that way.
2) That peckertrish should stop restocking the acai berry pills and start fluffing the customers. She’ll never get discovered that way.
3) You don’t need to explain , just peckertrish: “Peckerneck, I was replying to the next-to-last post, half-way down on the left side of the previous page. Don’t laugh at me. Asshole!”
by Peckermora December 22, 2008
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Arctic Pecker

The shrivelling of ones penis due to cold weather systems and/or penis submersion in cold water
"It's too cold for sex darling, ive got an Arctic Pecker"
by Captain Skeenmouse March 16, 2005
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