pencil

pencil is when u rip off of friends dick and glue in back backwards

dude 1- hey mind if i pencil you

dude 2-No
dude 1-ok
dude 2-I can't pee now though
dude 1- oy soy dora can u find who asked

dude 2- ya my dick asked

dude1- so suck on it so it stops pls u stupid penciled looser

by yo mama is stupid June 14, 2022

Mean Pencil

Usually a young guy with a swelled ego due to being in the military or being weaker than his boyfriend. Thinks he can kill anyone all day while being really skinny like a pencil.

You better watch out that Mean Pencil is in the trees wanting to kill small animals from tokyo.

by Sugar KOOKEE June 16, 2022

Pencil

Something you shove up someone’s ass if they are annoying you

>Bro, I was annoying Abel as a joke, then he shoved a pencil up my ass

by Sonic’s_Toe_Licker June 19, 2022

Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.

"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022

Pencil

Pencil long and hard like UR MOM. ToT
used in many ways

Sister: can I borrow that pencil of urs
Brother: get in my mom
Sister: INTO THE UNKNOWN
*hard stick moves*

by hi chloe June 24, 2022

pencil a fucking pencil

I saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar..... with a pencil........ a fucking...... pencil...

I once saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil

by Johny wicky July 2, 2022

Pencil Stabber

The most annoying fucks ever. You thought it would be over after elementary school. You were wrong

Bob: John is a Pencil Stabber
Mike: So John is a retard?

by PencilStabberHate September 7, 2022