shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle July 13, 2016

crap pants

to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro.

Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants?
Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again.

by da p September 25, 2005

cardboard pants

when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.

hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?

by mrizack August 2, 2010

puta pants

Jeans worn by girls which lack back pockets.

"Look at that sick bitch! She's wearing puta pants!"

by BORAT BORAT May 2, 2007

emo pants

A style of jeans usually worn by emo boys. They are skin tight, occasionally distressed, and found in the girls departemnt of most stores. Worn with converse all stars, black and white specs, and a black tshirt, they complete the classic emo look.

Emoguy 1: Check out my new jeans!
Emoguy 2: Dude, those are the best emo pants.
Emoguy 1: yEah, I saw Taking Back Sunday with 'em on.
Emogirlfriend: Hey, are those my pants?!

by Hannah E. August 14, 2006

Cheese pants

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.

1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*

by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007

pants down

To be caught unware. Suprised. Modifiers include "down around the ankles".

Jim was financially overextended, his job layoff caught him with his pant down.

by Rich Lather July 26, 2005