giant panda

A giant panda is a animal that is big cute and fluffy but could kill you

Person: I would give that giant panda a hug but it would fücking kill me

by GayPeron730627 March 30, 2021

Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 30, 2019

Patastic panda

The greatest streamer ever

Have you seen patastic panda new stream

by General kenobi69 December 30, 2020

Panda...teddy

amazing. Amazing and just more amazing.

Person: WOAHHHH ITS PANDA...TEDDY
person2: omg IM SUCH A FAN OF THEM
- Zoes1millon/ieatedits

by ilikepanda...teddy February 23, 2021

sweaty panda

When a fat interracial couple uses their sweat as lube

Yo your mom was my sweaty panda last night

by Tellmewhatsyourhandle November 13, 2021

Panda tan

When someone who wears glasses or swim goggles gets a tan/sunburn everywhere except their eyes so they look like a panda.

Bro, I wore sunglasses all day today and now I have a massive panda tan.

by Corny boi August 10, 2019

panda bub

A girl with a chubby or cute face that has black hair and is white.(Colors of a panda)

James:"Sophie is such a panda bub."

by #LovePanda's March 13, 2016