onions

the essential part of quizon's notorious baja chicken

Lady: Hi! What can I get for you?
Hungry Guy: I would like a large baja chick with EXTRA onions!

by MattBizzle March 30, 2009

onions

A delicious food which if eaten raw with your nose plugged actually tastes just like apple until you unplug your nose. Also a favorite food of most badgers.

Badgers are known to like ONIONS but if you were to offer an onion to a badger who was full, he would probably decline your offer.

by Cornelious Hamburger September 28, 2005

toss the onions

Female masturbation.

"Chicks can toss the onions anywhere."
"A girl in my keyboarding class supposedly tossed the onions last year in class."
"Hot girls don't need to toss their own onions in class. They get chase to do it."

by Sean May 9, 2004

onion

term that refers to a hott piece of ass of any age who makes an appearance at fast food restaurants; always of the female persuasion.

dude 1: "man, did you see that onion?"
dude 2: "was she a blooming onion?"

by inlovewithlaugh January 16, 2011

ontonagon michigan

a beautiful little town on the lake front of the icy Lake Superior. Everyone seems to be related in some way, or form. The town is going to hell and soon it will be extinct, visit while you can.

girlfriend: wow! soo..we have the same grandparents?
boyfriend: we have to break up
girlfriend: *fuckn ontonagon michigan!

by mysteryy July 2, 2012

onion people

people that has an bad oder or smell, mostly bums or homeless people.

you find this smell in subways and or in bathrooms,project hallways where bums sleep. he came to the party smelling like the onion people (usely a pissy smell that has set on you for a while)

by blind man February 5, 2008

purple onion

the female equivalent to blue balls (i.e. unfulfilled sexual pleasure from or after being sexually teased).

That hot guy gave me such a purple onion when he bent over.

by Andy7 August 20, 2007