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suck your nans left onion 

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.
Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!
suck your nans left onion by Paedo69 December 23, 2017

french onion 

ashley bowen; a girls smelly vagina
dont go near french onion, she may have a disease
french onion by juyh12 December 6, 2010

bloomin onion

A old womans vagina that has had at least six children
Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion

French Onion Soup

When a man stuffs a red onion in a females mouth and then punches her in the kidneys while doing her doggystyle.
This creates the tears that flow over the red onion. Then he blows his load on her face creating cheese effect. Voila!
Did you give Vanessa a "French Onion Soup" last night?
Sure did! I love that soup!
French Onion Soup by jackal16 November 21, 2010

plumb onion 

When you are fucking a girl, you pull your boner out, bend it in half and shove it back in. Upon being pulled out, the boner is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.
1. Shit man.... shit..... that is one plumb onion!

2. You ain't gettin' none o this vajayjay unless I get somma that plumb onion!

3. My plumb onion hurts real bad!

4. Dr.: "Don't bend your penis in half like that anymore."
Patient: "But my girl wants the plumb onion real bad."
Dr.: "Oh, here are some pills."
plumb onion by Prof. Plumb January 12, 2008

muffed onion 

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz
wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion
muffed onion by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014