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french onion

dont go near french onion, she may have a disease
by juyh12 December 6, 2010
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bloomin onion

A old womans vagina that has had at least six children
Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion
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French Onion Soup

When a man stuffs a red onion in a females mouth and then punches her in the kidneys while doing her doggystyle.
This creates the tears that flow over the red onion. Then he blows his load on her face creating cheese effect. Voila!
Did you give Vanessa a "French Onion Soup" last night?
Sure did! I love that soup!
by jackal16 November 21, 2010
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plumb onion

When you are fucking a girl, you pull your boner out, bend it in half and shove it back in. Upon being pulled out, the boner is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.
1. Shit man.... shit..... that is one plumb onion!

2. You ain't gettin' none o this vajayjay unless I get somma that plumb onion!

3. My plumb onion hurts real bad!

4. Dr.: "Don't bend your penis in half like that anymore."
Patient: "But my girl wants the plumb onion real bad."
Dr.: "Oh, here are some pills."
by Prof. Plumb January 12, 2008
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muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz
wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion
by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014
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Soviet Onion

Talking Onion: Communism is cool
Guy: So you’re a Soviet Onion?
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
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Kieararaa the Onion

A high pitched alien chihuahua sounding turtle speed running giraffe looking self who doesn’t comprehend the algorithm of a toothpick and instead uses it to fight hamster midgets in the middle of a grocery store while singing let it go on the top of its toungue. No one knows whether to call it a boy or a witch, but either way will shove gummy bears up it’s ass in front of you for only 1 dollar an hour. a really extraordinary thing. They are very rare so don’t forget to snap a picture of it trying to lick its butthole and use the hashtag “omgthisthingmightbedeadlorwhateverthepenisinhermouth” and get a coupon for little ceasers. Be careful though, they could be deadly. You might think they look to stupid to be dangerous but that eye roll will get you. Be careful out there folks.
Oh no I spoted a Kieararaa the Onion. Better snap it and leave.
by Godsballsareinmyhands October 5, 2019
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