LAG

"live arrival guarantee"; offered by some internet sellers of pets such as snakes.

"LAG available for shipping to transit hubs only"

by mothboyy July 16, 2021

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024

Lag

Lag is a word that you can use when you feel confused or overwhelmed or when you hear or see something wired or awkward .

someone: omg jen cheated on her gf !
me: i feel *lag*
maya mlglga
shaden mlglg
mai mlglga

by afuckingbingbigcow December 4, 2021

Lag

An excuse by Filipino ML players when they get killed because of their dumb gameplay.

Pharsa: Pre ayusin mo naman ang laro mo, bobo ka.

Zilong: Sorry lag kasi ako, 150ms ping ko kaya namatay ako.

Pharsa: Palusot ka pa, tangina mo.

by AnMLPlayer January 26, 2021

Fag Lag

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?

Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?

by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017

Lags McGee

A player in an online game who is lagging, possibly causing other players to lag as well.

Damnit Mike! Quit being Lags McGee!

by mikeyshoes March 6, 2009

het lag

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.

I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag

by Idisch August 2, 2023