Office Slut

One who is continually & unwillingly fucked over in the office.

The office slut got fucked in the staff meeting by the office nazi, while everyone else kept quiet.

by sore ass June 24, 2007

Office Ogre

This person is usually a female that is extremely over weight and ugly. She has large breasts is definately not attractive,has at least one noticable mole on their body that wants to make you throw up and there is not enought money in the world to fuck this girl. They are typically WOW (World Of Warcraft) players. They meet guys online that have similar intrests. They are usually white and are very sensitive. They tease and make fun of other people not realizing they are fugly. They tend to eat chili or things of the sort. Ex: Fritos,pasta,mixed with chili beans and cheese. They tend to make a big deal about anything. Office Ogre usally get made fun of. Other office people are glad that they dont know someone like that outside off work. Office Ogres tend to eat junk food . When the Office Oger takes a shit everyone knows that she is in the restroom.Office Ogres takes their job very seriously so they are always on time and always make a big deal of being back to work on time.If you work with an Office Ogre I am trully sorry.

Damn dude I cant believe that Office Ogre still works here. I would have fired that nasty bitch the first day. I bet she eats Rice Krispy treasts all the time.

by Edgar Vences July 16, 2007

jerk officer

A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).

Chad: Hey, Dick!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Yes, Chad?

Chad: Your dad is a jerk officer!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Shut up. (Shoots Chad in face)

by cl0wnmonkey August 29, 2007

warrant officer

A noncommissioned officer in the United States military that is above enlisted personnel but below commissioned personnel.

Joe was granted a warrant to serve as a noncommissioned officer.

by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004

office busters

office busters are guys who call girls they work with groupies and call purple colored shirts plum colored, and leave stickers on their pants.

DK and TH wear "plum" colored shirts, stickers on their pants at work while calling the coolest girl there an I.G. and that makes them office busters.

by D-bloc August 30, 2006

Office Quarterback

An excellent manager that understands the power associated with well-executed delegation. She understands that the power of the team comes from the strength of all individuals involved working together. She is the leading member of a team that produces consistent results because she knows how to encourage and support her team members.

Chiara is a wonderful Office Quarterback that knows the power of her team and leverages all her resources to achieve the needed results. The benefit to all the team members comes through recognition of a job-well-done and the rewards associated with it.

by CrazyManNo9B April 23, 2011

Officer McIhaveahugecock

A man (esp. in the armed services or police) who posesses a phallus of immense girth or length. Also used to describe people with huge self esteem.

I am Officer McIhaveahugecock.

by Trebor May 5, 2003