Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner July 24, 2016

struck by your own shell

A phrase used to describe an action the backfired.

Etymology: Mario Kart games, firing a Koopa shell and having it hit your kart instead of an opposing racer.

"You just got struck by your own shell, Bob!"

by Skuld Skuldrun June 14, 2007

Float your own Harp

To Float your own harp, to compliment yourself often act cocky or be a radiator fulven.

Radiator don't float your own harp.

by Steve of Steve November 13, 2012

Grinding my own Business

When grinding, only paying attention to the chick in front of you and not lookin around at other couples (or sandwiches) grinding around you.

Al (grinding Kari, talking to Lyle, who is grinding Lena)- Pretty great party, right?
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.

by Dusty Cox December 2, 2009

Being your own ecosystem

A term that members of the neohippie movement call not taking a bath for a long time. Some of them think it's more natural. But a lot of them just do it to piss people off.

John believes in being your own ecosystem.

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010

Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015