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Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009
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Sega Master System

First worldwide system released by SEGA in the states in 1986, also known as the Mark III in japan. It was graphically superior to the NES, and had way cooler peripherals, such as the fragile but still awesome 3D glasses. Instead of that crappy robot thing that shipped with the nes. But it was a doomed system in the states, due to nintendo's bully style marketing tactics. Though it did enjoy success in New Zeland, and especially Brazil, where they were still making games for it until 1997/8. And even made a girl's version of the SMS.
I be stayin at home wit' my homies, sippin' cris' and playing master system yo.
by Steven J. S. September 17, 2005
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Reaction control system

Small rockets mounted on the sides of a rocket in many orientations; allows for fine maneuvering in space, especially useful for docking. Usually abbreviated RCS.
Let's shut down the main engine and complete the rendezvous with the reaction control system.
by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017
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indian education system

useless, aims on ruining people's mental health, children are forced to study what they don't wanna :)
by batata wada February 7, 2022
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Mailani solar system

Mailani solar system

The Mailani solar system is an old tale about the most gorgeous woman on earth, the system was named after her and her mesmerizing beauty. An alien once abducted a boy named Tim and Tim showed the alien a picture of Mailani and the alien was in Awe. The next morning (in galactic hours) the alien showed this picture to the universes leader and he decided she was the most beautiful and stunning woman in the universe so he named the most gorgeous solar system he could find after her. And till this day and forever in history she will be the most gorgeous woman to have ever been known in the galaxy.
The Mailani solar system is so amazing!!
Have you seen the Mailani solar system?? I heard it’s named after the most gorgeous girl ever !!!!
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italian security system

The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters
Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system
by JohnnyJack August 26, 2017
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