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A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.
"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."
by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024
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Pussy-woke

Pussy-woke
N. To spew profound and enlightening concepts in order to appear woke so that a female will give up her vagina as an offering to the cause.
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Adj. Describing a dude that becomes woke when hot females enter the area
Noun- “He is so good at acting like he is woke and getting all the hot girls to sleep with him He is definitely pussy-woke.”

Adj. He doesn’t give a shit about the cause, but he can sure make all the females climb into his bed with his profound bullshit. He is one pussy-woke dude.
by Yellow card November 8, 2021
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Woke

The act of being in an allegorical state of mind; being in allegory
To be awake in a sense of reality; awakening to the truth.
I became woke when I realized every aspect of life was not as I thought.
My life became a lie when I became Woke.
I became Woke when I realized that artists, and people in power are modern day philosophers, and are woke themselves.
by wokephi May 15, 2018
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woke

"Disney is so woke, like 90% of their characters are now either gay or a minority its so cool"
- Someone whos cringe
by anonymous October 26, 2022
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Woke

"WOKENESS"🤔 refers to a contemporary ideology rooted in Critical Theory, race, and identity politics, often infused with elements of Marxism, which emphasizes a hierarchical view of victim-hood and collective identity. This ideology tends to prioritize group identities over individual agency, leading to an overemphasis on identity categories such as race, gender, and sexual orientation. Critics argue that "wokeness" fosters a culture of victim-hood, promotes intolerance towards differing viewpoints (commonly known as "cancel culture"), and undermines the principles of individualism and meritocracy. Furthermore, it is often associated with policies and practices that prioritize diversity over qualifications, potentially leading to reverse discrimination and the devaluation of excellence and achievement.
Why did Woke Colin Kaepernick join a dating app? He wanted to find someone who would take a knee for him, just like he did for social justice!
by Hippie Slayer1 March 29, 2024
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Full Woke

When one goes woke, and doesn't realise, but keeps trying to be more woke, and eventually loses all dignity and accepts they are now permanently woked....and cannot be saved. Once you go full woke....well.
"Never go full woke" - A dude disguised as a dude playing another dude.
by DasGRAMMARnazi November 25, 2021
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Woke

Not a dick.
Nick, the neon-nazi, shouted at the crowd "fuck off you woke bastards", which only served to make everyone feel better about opposing him.
by Firescientist June 18, 2020
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