a bucket o' nose hairs

disappointing.

I had heard good things about the movie Sideways, but it turned out to be a bucket o' nose hairs.

by Tank Miller June 13, 2018

Under the Nose Action

When you're wearing a mask but it doesn't cover your nose. This is ineffective against the spread of COVID-19 because that's where the virus actually lives.

He's got some serious under the nose action going on over there! Better stay away, or you'll get COVID-19!

by COVIDman January 14, 2021

poo in the noose

“noose” represents death, the “poo” represents worry/fear so when you”poo in the noose” you escape a tricky or stressful situation, like you feel as if you will shit yourself or die but instead of literally doing so you figuratively do so and you “slip” out of trouble such as when you are performing stand up and your uncomfortableness if funny to the audience

wow, Darla really did a poo in the noose chatting up Brad when she accidentally mentioned her boner but he thought it was funny.

by Ratbag4Warchief April 7, 2021

Do your nose hairs reach your lips?

Used to imply that someone is stupid or incorrect.

You really thought it was a good idea to eat that gas station sushi? Do your nose hairs reach your lips?

by Cazilla69 August 24, 2022

'nose job'

Infatuated with an intense passion for another person regardless of a relationship/non-relationship with that person.

Enrico's 'nose job' for Serena was so intense that he looked like a Probocis monkey!

by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2022

Pre-tied Noose

When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.

'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*

by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009

Nose Raisin

The crunchy, flake-like concoction of snot and blood that feels about the size and texture of a football made out of broken glass when it's lodged in the back of your nose. Notable for the relief you feel when finally firing off a farmer hanky and defiling the local area with the raisin and related, viscous detritus. Initially appears as a raisin, but looks more and more like one as you roll it up, let it dry on your finger, or stick it on some scratch paper for continued observation.

Dave's allergies and constant nose picking gave him a constant stream of nose raisins. His sister was always grossed out finding them stuck and drying to her computer keyboard, looking like dried cranberries, with dark flecks of her brother's familiar snot.

by Steven Tobolowsky May 8, 2010