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Nasty Namaste 

When a man has kama sutra based sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her period and thoroughly covers the tip of his penis with her menstrual blood. After Climax he has her bow all the way down till her forehead makes contact with the tip of his penis leaving a blood and cum bindi. Both partners must then greet each other with Namaste
“Did you hear that Devin flew Himself and Jan too India just so he could give her a nasty namaste?”
Nasty Namaste by The_Paperfaced_Man December 27, 2019
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Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That 

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
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Nasty Barbie Bitch 

A female who posts pictures on Instagram with terrible make-up, hella tits out, and its dirty blonde. Just a nasty, dirty, tacky female.
Molo: Ive been snapping this Nasty Barbie Bitch lately bro
Ape: Ur nasty breh... look at her ig I can just tell she dirty!
Nasty Barbie Bitch by ApeNation April 11, 2020

Nasty Nancy

When a girl shows you her butthole on Snapchat
person 1. Dude look what Grace just sent me.

Person 2. Bro is that a nasty Nancy? Dude that’s sick

Nasty Tatum 

The bitch that gave you awful head and tried to prove to everyone she “doesn’t have a gag reflex
Dude 1- hey um Tatum I thought you didn’t have a gag reflex

Tatum- I don’t, imma make sure I give you that nasty sloppy toppy from nasty Tatum

Nasty Ducky 

A blonde girl that will simp for you and never go out with her friends because of you, says she is really smart when she's making a D in every class, got braces at 18, dropped out of college, gave herself a buzz cut, and moved to a pond to live with the ducks.
Man Jan really let herself go after her breakup with Harold, she turned into a total Nasty Ducky
Nasty Ducky by duckbitch May 6, 2020

Nasty Alex 

When your fucking a cop in the ass and she turns around and sucks all of her dirty dish water off your dick.
Hey bro I got that cop to nasty Alex me
Nasty Alex by Praisemesus June 10, 2020