fiddle mittens

fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"

Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"

by jellybeanlove420 November 25, 2017

Goose mittens

The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.

She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.

by Snelp December 8, 2017

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

Smush-mitten cum crusher

A very active promiscuous street walker

Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.

by PBJay July 2, 2019

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 20, 2019

Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019

piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020