Muffin Army

The Ultimate army. Able to conquer anything or anyone.

What?

by alex July 25, 2003

aw muffin

fake sympathy for a friend who doesn't actually have a real problem or one you simply do not care about

Bob: Because you called me silly i have low self esteem

Jimmy: awww muffin

or

Lara: I just stubbed my toe! owie!

Jenna: aw muffin

by macmac483 March 10, 2012

jerking muffin

A jerk off contest where everyone cums on the same muffin and the last person to cum HAS TO EAT IT.

Wei Yang lost a game in the jerking muffin, so now, he's very full

by STevens Crew March 19, 2003

Muffin Mash

The female equivalent of teabag.

1. To apply, with a certain amount of pressure, ones vulva to another persons face, preferably leaving a degree of vaginal residue around the nose, mouth, or forehead of said person.

2. When after you die in the bad, a female gamer sits on your corpse's face repeatedly.

After killing that gnome hunter for the 13th time, I lifted my robe, exposed my lady parts, and muffin mashed him.

by Fabrication May 29, 2009

Muffin Juice

The new slang for vaginal secretion.

Kevin: Dude what happened?

Jimmy: I was going down on her and her muffin juice got all over my shirt!

by Vanilla Weis June 1, 2009

Skux Muffin

Someone who did something cool.
A very cool/tasty Muffin.
A general compliment.

Jarrod is wearing formal...what a skux muffin.
Joel's speech was amazing what a skux muffin.

by Nugnet August 3, 2010

pink muffin

when a man, particularly south asian, bangs a kinky sex slave in every hole cause her to explode pink cake batter all over you dick and you eat it.

do you know the pink muffin man that lives in south asia and slams fat bitches.

Dude my bro curtis was telling me how he pink muffined the shit out of his indian slave bitch and it tasted better than marges dirty vaginal cabbage juice.

by sex slave master69 my nipples January 12, 2011