Modesto

Body like Adonis, strikingly handsome, captivating smile, natural muscle build, skin as smooth as silk yet he's rough rugged and raw. The life of the party, quick witted, articulate and charming; this man will have you out of your pants in no time. All the LOVER you'll ever need. Everyone loves Moe, until you're his: selfish, mean, fat head liar, his motto,"eating ain't cheating", Ho's flock from all over because of muscles and tattoos, shallow ass bitches can have him. He sucks you into his world of manipulation, and fantasy. Make you think it was your idea to have a threesome. Yells about what a great sex life he has with his girl so other bitches want a taste. Unless you have knowledge of quantum physics, your life will go into a downward spiral of hell dating this man. Only good for a fuck! Stay away

Modesto: I love my girlfriend, she's a tiger in the sack, man she gives the best blow jobs.
Ho: I bet I can do better
Moe: Go ahead give it a try
Girlfriend: you're such a douchebag

by x10tigerlilly October 9, 2016

modest mouse

Anything big and fat as hell like Issac Brock; lead singer of the now popular band called Modest Mouse.

Man, I ate a whole pizza and when I was done I looked like Modest Mouse!

When that pizza started to digest I knew I was gonna have to grunt out a Modest Mouse turd!

by Tooth February 10, 2005

modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.

Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.

by John February 9, 2005

moes toes

originated in god knowz where. when a guy finds a pile of dog shit n makes their girl squish the doo wit their toes. afterwards the guy licks it off.
moes toes ;

im sick of ur shit u hoe! stick ur foot in that shit and lemme lick it off or itz over....

by 305 nigga! November 22, 2004

Turkey Neck molester

a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell

Steven and this boy named Ross are some Turkey Neck Molesters

by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

MODESTO

Short,Gay, bald individual that is fast approaching middle age.

Mini me is a Modesto from Austin Powers.

by Tadghzsdfbsd February 7, 2007

soul mates

wayhaught
two girls dating from the show wynonna earp,
we all know they're soul mates and it drives everyone crazy how in love they are!

i wanna be like in a relationship like wayhaught when im older because they're soul mates :)

by a living meme July 7, 2018