1 definition by x10tigerlilly

Modesto

Body like Adonis, strikingly handsome, captivating smile, natural muscle build, skin as smooth as silk yet he's rough rugged and raw. The life of the party, quick witted, articulate and charming; this man will have you out of your pants in no time. All the LOVER you'll ever need. Everyone loves Moe, until you're his: selfish, mean, fat head liar, his motto,"eating ain't cheating", Ho's flock from all over because of muscles and tattoos, shallow ass bitches can have him. He sucks you into his world of manipulation, and fantasy. Make you think it was your idea to have a threesome. Yells about what a great sex life he has with his girl so other bitches want a taste. Unless you have knowledge of quantum physics, your life will go into a downward spiral of hell dating this man. Only good for a fuck! Stay away

Modesto: I love my girlfriend, she's a tiger in the sack, man she gives the best blow jobs.
Ho: I bet I can do better
Moe: Go ahead give it a try
Girlfriend: you're such a douchebag

by x10tigerlilly February 1, 2016