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Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
by Artagan000 May 3, 2021
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Godzilla Vs. Monke

A movie where a walking nuclear power plant that destroys massive parasites and dragons from outer space fights big monke boi
Kevin: I’m going to get tickets to see Godzilla Vs. Monke wanna come
Jeff: Yes
by Jobeyl February 9, 2021
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Monkeysphere

The limited capacity of primates to conceptualize others as distinct and relevant individuals (from an article on Cracked.com). Studies suggest that for humans this limit is about 150 people, and those outside the monkeysphere are not really considered people at all, but one-dimensional bit characters.
Used as a term of endearment ("You are totally in my monkeysphere, baby") or indifference ("Did you hear about the mudslides in Argentina?" "Dude, that's way out of my monkeysphere. Who cares...").
by Daldude December 30, 2007
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100 Monkeys

A California-based band with a worldwide audience. With a genre of music that can't quite be placed, (something between Indie/Rock/Jazz/Country) this fledgling band is slowly but surely growing in fame. The band members include Jerad Anderson, Benjamin Graupner, Lawrence Abrams, Benjamin Johnson, and Jackson Rathbone. The 100 Monkeys are as unique as they are awesome with a Bananager named Marty, a scientist named Scott Coslett, and a dog named Gus, and a very wise friend by the name of Spencer Bell.
Jessica: Hey do you wanna go see the 100 Monkeys with me?

Johanna: Yes!

Jessica: They're playing in L.A. this weekend.

Johanna: Let's go then.

Jackson Rathbone Spencer Bell
by Riverwater October 28, 2010
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Monkey water

Slang word used for mix of water, heroine and light among drug addicts.
It's a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. Used as alternative to sniffing powder/IVing H.
This mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards.
-Hey I copped some H. what should we do?
-Let's do some monkey water!
by 1010110110 February 15, 2013
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arctic monkeys

The biggest thing to come out of sheffield since...steel. Are soon becoming the next 'big' thing. See beatlemania

they tell it like it is:-mardy bum/scummy/a certain romance

totally packed out the tent at leeds '05
"...and just cos he's had a couple of cans, he thinks its allright to act like a dickhead"

person A> arctic monkeys rock
person B> yeah, best get tickets...fast!
by D Lancaster September 19, 2005
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Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.
by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010
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