Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
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The limited capacity of primates to conceptualize others as distinct and relevant individuals (from an article on Cracked.com). Studies suggest that for humans this limit is about 150 people, and those outside the monkeysphere are not really considered people at all, but one-dimensional bit characters.
Used as a term of endearment ("You are totally in my monkeysphere, baby") or indifference ("Did you hear about the mudslides in Argentina?" "Dude, that's way out of my monkeysphere. Who cares...").
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It's a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. Used as alternative to sniffing powder/IVing H.
This mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards.
It's a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. Used as alternative to sniffing powder/IVing H.
This mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards.
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they tell it like it is:-mardy bum/scummy/a certain romance
totally packed out the tent at leeds '05
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totally packed out the tent at leeds '05
"...and just cos he's had a couple of cans, he thinks its allright to act like a dickhead"
person A> arctic monkeys rock
person B> yeah, best get tickets...fast!
person A> arctic monkeys rock
person B> yeah, best get tickets...fast!
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Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.
Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.
Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
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