nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

Benefit merchant

A person who encourages an idea or plan for their own personal convenience

Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road

Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired

by pobwell cobblepot February 22, 2011

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)

SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!

by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013

Herb merchant

(Noun) one who vends herbs, especially cannabis

"My herb merchant hooked me up"

by Maryjaaane September 14, 2014

scab merchant

A Shity tattoo Artist

Don't get a tattoo from him unless you want it to Suck, he is a Scab Merchant.

by Sayaynot February 26, 2015

zachary mercado

The most wonderful person in the world always there for you and to have him as a friend is a accomplishment

Your friend is like Zachary Mercado

by Zachary's Friend March 21, 2017

Dream Merchant

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.

BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.

by Execaters May 29, 2018