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milf fish

A variation of catfish that specifically targets attention hungry MILFs by digitally impersonating a person the MILF flirts with.
I wanted to see how kinky that milf could be, so I decided to milf fish her for wins. Milf fishing is my favorite kind of catfishing.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
mugGet the milf fishmug.

Soy Milf

So bro I started bangin’ this Soy Milf at my Bikram Yoga class. Took her back to my place and got my chakras aligned.
by Round2_go December 30, 2018
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milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.
He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.
by the agitator August 26, 2013
mugGet the milf-nipmug.

milf hunters

A clan owned by Anya Parkinson To Hunt down Milfs
person 1: are you part of the milf hunters?

person 2: yeah! i love hunting milfs with Anya!
by yami in the darkness May 15, 2021
mugGet the milf huntersmug.

Grizzled milf

When a middle aged mother is way past her fuckable prime (looks and or age)
“Hey man I might fuck Rio ”
“Nah bro that girl is a grizzled milf shes had like 4 kids and she looks like shes 60 ”
by Lil_Jewzie_burp January 13, 2023
mugGet the Grizzled milfmug.

Milf sex

by MilfL0ver3000 August 26, 2022
mugGet the Milf sexmug.

future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.
"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"
by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022
mugGet the future milfmug.

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