Michael George

A huge celebrity, known for his famous dancing videos on youtube. He has an abnormally big atoms apple and a long deck, somewhat like a giraffe. It gets ladies with the snap of his fingers. He is also a Call of Duty master raking up over 123 nukes in MW2. He's also an avid colts fan even though he does'nt know the NFL. He is just a real baller.

Dude did you see that giraffe? No, that was just Michael George.

by jmoneysexual January 20, 2011

Michael Kenji Shinoda

Emcee of linkin park also the guy from fort minor has incrediable music talent. he is of japanese haeritige which explain what linkin park is based on.

michael kenji shinoda is also known as simply mike. Dude mike can rap, he also has great guitar skill!

by king of rock July 23, 2006

Michael

A sexy ass nigga with a monster cock he can pull any emo chick

Damn look at Michaels master penis

by Much December 15, 2018

Michael

When you meet a Michael,your life is gonna change in the best possible way,Michael is so caring and sweet and knows how to make your heart melt in a way that no one else can.
He has the nicest smile in the world which will make your heart beat so fast
When you look deep in his eyes,it will make you feel warm inside, whenever you talk with him you'll smile all the time for no reason!
And When he is not around,you might even find breathing so difficult and You are gonna miss him a lot,And you will find out that missing Michael is one of the hardest thing you will ever have to do in your life.

Michael in his blue looks even more handsome!

by Master Manipulator-trader joes August 16, 2018

Dirty Michael

A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.

'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'

by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010

Michael Phelps

Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.

- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.

OR

"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."

by Marcrazy February 17, 2009

Michael Berryman

Actor who started out his career in "One flew over the cuckoos Nest" (1975) as a mental patient and went on to become a horror icon in the movie "The Hills have Eyes" (1977).

He suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia which is a rare disease that means he has no hair, no finger nails, no sweat glands and no teeth. This gives him the frightening appearence that people know him for. But he is apparently one of the nicest people you could ever meet.

Michael Berryman was so cool in The Hills have Eyes, he really made the movie.

by DannyHatesTesco November 29, 2005