mort

A female whose appearance is described by the longevity of the word.

Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10

What do you think of that mort over there?

That brunette?

She's a mooooooooort.

by sivmin May 7, 2018

Mortelities

1. People who are fans of Spanish actor Alvaro Morte
2. A reference given to people who admire the beautiful features of actor Alvaro Morte, e.g. his bedroom eyes, his cheekbones, his dimples, sexy toussled hair and beard.

Mortelity (singular) : Any woman who has a deep fasination with the wonderful, beautiful, talented Spanish stage and on-screen actor Alvaro Morte

Do you know what these ladies are called? Mortelities!

by alvaromorto March 19, 2018

mortaluf

The place you go when you’re very drunk

All aboard the flight to mortaluf!

by Lillarsss March 24, 2018

Mortal Reminder

The Mortal Reminder is doing an act where your fantasies take over so someone reminds you that you're doing some fked up shit.

I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.

Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."

by Mister Dope June 5, 2018

Mort

A fucking awesome group of friends

Hi mort how is everyone doing?

by Smart athiest September 23, 2018

Mortazavi

Iranian Math Teacher with a huge dick.

"oh my god his dick is huge..just like Mortazavi's" "Zahedi is in love with Mortazavi's dick"

by andiomg October 26, 2018

Morten

A weak boy who is normally referred to as "Kina" or "China". Usually drives around on a scooter.

The Word means "A person from the low-class". Used in a sentence: "The boy rode his "Kina" scooter".

"Kina" is the equivalent of "Poor" or "Homeless". "Morten" is commonly used as a pronoun to "Kina" and can therefore be called a synonym.

by Molo2003 December 9, 2018