by E.N. Smith October 1, 2008
Get the Vacuum Masturbationmug. When a girl or woman proceedes to masturbate and sexualally reach an all time high (moan), due to the appearance and/or voice of Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.
by Ûñkñøwîñg December 7, 2009
Get the Twilight Masturbationmug. Get naked, get hard, lube your thighs, stick your hard-on between your legs, run in place until victory! Now you know How to Masturbate - Convict style
by Skin Head Peanut April 14, 2008
Get the How to masturbatemug. Don: I went to the masturbation station last night!
Rick: Did you masturbate to come?
Don: Of course! What else is there to do?
Rick: Did you masturbate to come?
Don: Of course! What else is there to do?
by francis p. August 20, 2013
Get the Masturbation Stationmug. (verb) to play notes and chords with no rhythm or relation to each other, 99 percent of the time sounds like crap, noobs do it often
Guy 1: how did you play at the concert yesterday?
Guy 2: ah. i forgot how to play my song so i had to guitar-masturbate
Guy 1: ouch.
Guy 2: yeah people threw stuff at me and my girlfriend left me after the concert
Guy 1: next time just learn your material, idiot
Guy 2: ah. i forgot how to play my song so i had to guitar-masturbate
Guy 1: ouch.
Guy 2: yeah people threw stuff at me and my girlfriend left me after the concert
Guy 1: next time just learn your material, idiot
by hawktalons6 January 8, 2009
Get the guitar-masturbatemug. When two people mutually decide to play Guitar Hero with one guitar controller. In this situation, one person takes one set of buttons on the controller while the other takes the rest. This is done to enhance performance, but, due to a lack of unison and timing, this configuration typically results in failure.
Dude #1: Ok, you take green to yellow, and I'll handle blue and orange.
Dude #2: Mutual masturbation sucks, let's just go jack off together.
Dude #1: After More Than a Feeling, bitch!
Dude #2: Mutual masturbation sucks, let's just go jack off together.
Dude #1: After More Than a Feeling, bitch!
by hugebreasticle March 15, 2007
Get the mutual masturbationmug. 1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.
"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"
"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
Get the unchristian masturbatingmug.