Manlet

A manlet is a dwarfed male that is 5"9 and under. Often insecure and overcompensate by working out or going on the Urban Dictionary and attempting to make the definition of manlet the height just below theirs.

Anyone under 5"3 is a Manlet.

by Expunisher March 30, 2016

mullet-call

A late night, usually drunken, rendezvous with your rural neighbor for the purpose of obtaining sex.

I got so randy after we left the bar, I had to give Deryl a mullet-call as soon as I got home.

by Deryl B. Derdy January 23, 2003

vampire mullet

(noun) Goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long - usually black, very black. Forehead depth of line is variable, and often extreme.

The vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by Fat-a-Billies (female rock-a-billies).

Morgatha's vampire mullet is a sure sign she's crazy.

I think I cut my hand on your vampire mullet.

by seahowl September 16, 2006

Business Mullet

Hairstyle of the business world. Not exaclty like the regular mullet. Not as long as the redneck mullet, it is properly combed and medium long.

Donald Trump, Clark Kent have a business mullet.

by waka jawaka December 27, 2009

Mullet

A bitch with no tits but a fat ass.
Like the hairstyle, with nothing on top but a large rear portion.

Allie jones is a mullet

by i_smoke_rock December 28, 2005

Mulletdom

A mythical zone, where you go when you grow a mullet.
Population: lots.
Ruler: Jon S. Stock.
Exports: Midwestern Rock Bands
Citizens of Mulletdom are known as Mulletheads

"OH NO. After that haircut, I've now entered the realm of Mulletdom"

by Withiel S Black July 17, 2003

maletail

A guy's boxers hanging out of his pants. See whaletail

Hey, look at that dude's maletail, it's gotta be 3 miles long!

by TheBronx December 2, 2009