A LOVABLE FUNNY LOYAL COMPANION THAT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYDAY,BUT TAKES CARE OF BUSINESS TO MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE
by KELLOBBY December 5, 2022
Get the GOOF MACHINEmug. Someone who is totally selfish and thinks only of them selves.
And there only goal in life is to fulfilll there own need and wants. In other words most of the population of the world.
And there only goal in life is to fulfilll there own need and wants. In other words most of the population of the world.
by Judge dredd7 August 1, 2011
Get the Self Machinemug. There are 6 billion intelligent machines in the world, and the machine-net is a network that connects those machines - similar to the way the Internet ties together computers.
By "talking" over the machine-net, a washing machine will "tell" a dishwasher when it has finished its final rinse cycle so both devices aren't pulling from the hot water heater at the same time. The dishwasher will then automatically begin its cycle.
by Nacho November 19, 2004
Get the machine-netmug. by G January 3, 2005
Get the mezza machinemug. A phantom sleeper virus installed on every single PC when it is made. Exactly 2 years after you activate your new PC, the Ghost in the Machine awakens and takes over, slowly destroying it until it no longer turns on.
Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.
Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."
by BethanyGM February 7, 2010
Get the Ghost in the Machinemug. 
by Chris22 October 6, 2005
Get the slot machinemug.