Safety Load

bustin a nut before u fuck so, cus that first one is unpredictable and, u dont wanna cum b 4 her and be know as a johnny cum early. and never get sum

Your Mom: Do you want me to blow you for your safety load or jerk it?
Me: blow me.

by seb-townslocalREDNECK August 17, 2008

Load a bowl

To fill the toilet bowl with turds.

My stomach hurts, I'll be right back I'm going to load a bowl.

by Gpluss August 24, 2014

load fairy

a fat man who dresses up in either a skimpy fairy costume or a skimpy nazi outfit and spreads his load all over your fave while sawing logs, the little dickens.

i was sawing logs and the load fairy left a surprise over my face the disgusting asshole.

by faggalicious October 28, 2003

Butt Load

Noun, An amount of money, usually large, approximately enough to buy a jetski with.

"Thats A Buttload of money, enough to buy a jetski with!"

by FRANK THOMAS April 6, 2004

wide load

A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.

Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz

by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011

pre-load

The act of drinking at home or at a mates house before a night out

"Man we were wasted last night thanks to the pre-load"

by jaycool20 June 16, 2008

Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.

He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.

by innovayahead November 16, 2014