A lumber party is when you have 12 beautiful girls hide around the house you're staying at, and you "lumber" around and try to find them. Usually teams are broken up into single digits and then the person who finds the most women gets to sleep with each one.
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w3 !umb3rj4ck$ d0n+ g0 +0 $ch00l, w3 cu+ d0wn +r33$. Lumberjacks ~
by Lumberjack emily September 18, 2011
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Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!
by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011
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Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!
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Get the lumber slumber mug.a) a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs
b) a synonym for a male "average Joe" or "hilly-billy"
b) a synonym for a male "average Joe" or "hilly-billy"
the term lumberjack can be used as a synonym in definition b) because like almost everyone else lumberjacks are hard-working everyday people, and the average North American citizen is indeed hard-working.
and btw, for a person of any gender, if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack -definition a)- do not expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skill are better than your parents'.
and btw, for a person of any gender, if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack -definition a)- do not expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skill are better than your parents'.
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