krusty kunt

the new dab

yo lets sneak outta class and krusty kunt

by cuntlicker42066669 October 31, 2017

kristensen

bitch. all to say. Only definition.

Person 1: Oh no, its the kristensen
Kristensten: Hey! I hate everyone who aren't boys and I'm rich!

by shitkunt/kristensen h8ter June 12, 2016

Kristen

Girl who writes definitions about herself on urbandictionary to get guys named Tyler to hit on her.

Tyler: I met this girl on bumble who liked hate sex and wanted me to "glean" her today.
Bill: oh man you better watch out. I gleaned this other kristen (not your kristen) last week and got an std. Had to submit a definition about her. What the hell is hate sex? That sounds violent in nature.

by Tylerdurden5 December 20, 2018

Kristen

She is an ally of POC's and uses her White privilege for good.

Karen posts a racist comment and Kristen corrects, cancels, and reports her.
Becky follows a POC around a store, Kristen records them and helps to remove Becky from Costco.
Susan chokes her dog in Central Park and called the police on a POC. Kristen records the incident and gets Susan's dog taken away.

by ills. June 5, 2020

krista

most kristas are beautiful and kind and funny and they will always be there for you, sometimes they might stab you in the back but they will always care about you

krista is so funny!

by heyhi12233 September 26, 2018

Krista

Krista is the girl who puts everyone else before her. she can sometimes be judgmental and a little mean but never to purposely make someone upset or hurt. she is very social, funny and kinda dumb in school but she could be really smart if she put her mind to it. she loves her guinea pig and loves any kind of potatoes. and she’s stunning ❤️❤️

i just became friends with krista in 5 minutes!

by Krista Canney July 14, 2020

krusty

A washed up talentless hack, who revamps old material and will never be as cool as Jessee.

Look at that bum, he must be Krusty. He'll never be as cool and hip as Jessee.

by Tiny Prancer April 24, 2005