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kong donking

The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)
I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up
by DSLP March 21, 2014
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donkey kong

Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls
That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro
by fortniteblazer420 October 3, 2019
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dong kong

by soouc June 3, 2019
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Donkey Konging

To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.
by EggBlunt September 6, 2022
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Donkey Kong

big monke throw barrel and eet bana
Donkey Kong: “OOOOOO OOOOOO AAAAAA AAAAAA!!!!!”
by Upinyocribdawg69 March 18, 2021
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hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar
the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.
by polyclef April 12, 2023
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Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
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