knife

the thing that ends the wife's life

baby1:the life of the wife is ended by the knife
baby2:the loif of the woife is ended by the knoife

by normal brownies November 08, 2022

Knife

An object great for murdering. Oh and of course for cutting food and shit...

Sarah: Tasha! Get me the knife, I’m going to Brandon’s house!
Tasha: ...

by Pussysucker😋 April 26, 2020

Knife

A sharp tool typically found in kitchens that whispers things to you

the knife told me to do it

by Gnomer8 March 16, 2024

Knife

When your boyfriend goes on a week long trip and has an urge to place one leg between your two pieces of thigh candy.

Damn bae, I just can't wait to knife the middle of those legs all night long!

by SonOfTheGreat January 13, 2015

knife

The ultimate weapon of destruction for sadistic, sarcastic, extremely toxic.

Person: U suck!
You: *stabs with knife* Not anymore!

by Dusttale Sans October 14, 2019

Knife

a sharp utensil..used to cut/stab stuff boi

"Im gonna stab ur eye with a knife
until ur eyes goes inside ur head through ur eye socket and ill stab ur kidney until a transplant wont even work,i fucking wanna stab everyone until their guts become the meal on my dinner plate ill cut off ur frikin legs and sell it to some drug dealers that looking for money..stab ur heart until nothing is left..ILL GIVE UR BLOOD AND PEICES OF UR ORGANS TO MY DOG HAHAHA"

by iSeeN'IExploreHer December 16, 2018

Knife

Will be in Lucindas chest

Knife is good

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020