Joe: "I just want to fuck Sally, not get into a serious relationship with her!" John: "Dick it and Kick it."
by Big B Base God October 14, 2011

A Punch-Kick is a long forgotten form of physical assault which originated in Ireland in the early 21st century. A young master of Irish Kung-Fu known as Emmet Furey one day fused the "kick" and "punch" moves which have been popularized by the lesser-known sports of "Boxing" and "Kick-Boxing" into one fluid, yet potent attack. By extending the leg and arm of the same side of your body, an assailant can deliver a crunching blow that is nigh-on impossible to block. See also, Double Punch-Kick
Victim: Hi Emmet, I noticed you were accidentally called Emma today. Sucks to be you
Emmet: *Punch-Kicks*
Victim: *Is hit by a Punch-Kick*
Emmet: *Is victorious*
OR
Victim: This is madness!
Assailant: Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard. Why would you do that?
Emmet: *Punch-Kicks*
Victim: *Is hit by a Punch-Kick*
Emmet: *Is victorious*
OR
Victim: This is madness!
Assailant: Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard. Why would you do that?
by Denny Blazen January 14, 2008

by Mike March 6, 2005

OH FUCK!!!! dude some whore just ran up and Bitch Kicked Zach. fucker droped like he was made of led!
by Alex johnson May 13, 2005

"Hey, my mom just bought a handle... Lets go KICK IT DOWN!!!"
(talking to someone sitting in front of a full bottle of beer) "KICK IT DOWN!"
(talking to someone sitting in front of a full bottle of beer) "KICK IT DOWN!"
by sting like a bee, fly like a boeing 737 March 27, 2006

by Jigurda12 February 29, 2016

by Dropping elbows June 16, 2008
