Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March

Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.

by keithArsewank July 5, 2023

Kenichi

Gay ass

I think he’s hot idk
Probably a dick upon first impression if you give him the wrong first example of yourself

He’s hot
Really hot
Help he’s so hot

Husband

Bro what are you gushing over?

I’m thinking about Kenichi again.

Get help, dude.

by ALZZZERMERM July 17, 2023

Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.

See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse

by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023

keithale

the middle name of this really hot guy i have a massive thing for

“omg im in love with him and his middle name is keithale”

by supergayguy August 14, 2024

Keith

A Greek god . He is beautiful and radiant . Can reflect off the sun and will always care for you more than he cares for his own brother , find yourself a Keith. He is a strong athletic man who has a weird family. will take u on private flights.

That Keith is one strong beautiful man . It’s like he reflects off the sun of how beautiful he is .

by Dabank October 13, 2023

Keith

Someone who is gay

Jim: that Keith over there is so gay

by The Detroit river October 16, 2023

Keithy

A mixture of book smarts but a distinct lack of common sense or social awareness.

Did you hear about the uni student who fell in a whole? Yeah i know they're so keithy

by Lee_angol_is_the_goat December 11, 2023