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kelly ojanen

Totall jerk stepdad but a good craftsman and skilled in mathematics
My stepdads a jerk

Oh you must have a Kelly ojanen
by AmazingDENFINER;) November 18, 2017
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Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male
I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.
by earlytimes December 21, 2019
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Kellie Bean

A Kellie bean is someone who is astonishing. They give you that magical feeling of being loved. You will always want to sit besides them and talk about life.
Yesterday I hung out with A Kellie Bean, i couldn't stop smiling.
by CouchCracker September 16, 2017
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R. Kelly

An rnb performer of the whikkety whack macdaddy paddy whack era. Well known for his bedroom and backstage antics with the young ladies.
He my daddy. R. Kelly tweats me good. Weal good. When I am a naughty girl he give me spanks. He teach me to be good girl. Weal good girl
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 5, 2019
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Joshua Kelly

Joshua Kelly is the name of a man who will protect his family
And friends and will always but a smile on your face. Joshua Kelly is also maybe one of the sweetest to girls and friends his name will make you want to kiss him for ever. Joshua Kelly is also the name of a guy who will join the army and will make a dedication to the Calgary highlanders 🇨🇦
Joshua Kelly is very Sweet protective kind and soon to be in the army
by Joshuathearmy October 29, 2019
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R. Kelly

R. Kelly is an R&B rapper who is a pedophile and rapes underage girls.

R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.
“R. Kelly is gonna come get you”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person

*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”
by weirdwushi March 13, 2019
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Mac Kelly

A 14 year old basketball player in NC.Gets all the girls and eats shit skateboarding.Mac is known for playing like lamelo,Kobe,and Jamal Crawford.He hits threes from the volleyball line likes it’s nothing.
Mac Kelly-Mac sauce been breaking them bitches ankles.
by therealbuck1235 August 22, 2019
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