i'm just sayin'

A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.

Ryan: That chick has nice tits!
Rob: Damn, that's my sister!
Ryan: I'm just sayin'
Rob: Oh, okay, it's cool.

by Ryan OVB July 23, 2005

Age is just a number

Luigi: Mario, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t have sex with her!
Mario: Oh yeah, why not?
Luigi: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Mario: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh you know what else is a number?
Mario: What?
Luigi: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Mario said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for being a sex offender.

by ESBirdnerd January 03, 2021

Were Just friends

Were Just friends means they go to each other house and fuck each other.

Were Just friends; )

by Call me at 6054756968 July 09, 2019

im just a hole

when someone is so attractive, you belittle yourself to be just a fleshlight for them to fuck.

Girl 1 : Oh my god, hes so hot.
Girl 2 : IM JUST A HOLE, SIR.

by OOPKID August 25, 2018

just keep swimming

not to give up when times are rough!

tyler; life is so hard.. i should call it quits!

joel; hey man! just keep swimming!

tyler; alright.......i will.

by luckkkky October 09, 2010

Stewie just said that!

A popular meme originating from Family Guy

Stewie: Y'know, Brian, you may be a dog, but you're a pretty cool cat.
Singers: Stewie just said that!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Just Jesus January

This is the month where you repent of your sins from Destroy Dick December, you must fast from masturbation, sex, and watching porn, instead you must turn to the Bible for wisdom and guidance.

Just Jesus January was a rough month it was like No Nut November only I had Jesus this month.

by JarodCostello November 26, 2018