Johnson City

A SMALL city in Northeast Tennessee that is full of hillbillys and rich people. You have either or. The people are in love with Nascar and will spend $1,000 just to go to Bristol track to see cars take 4 lefts. Boring,and nothing to do. Never move here.

Person 1- "I come from Johnson City, Tennessee."
Person 2- "Where is that at?''
Person 1- ''Do you know where Knoxville, Tennessee is?"
Person 2- ''Yeah.''
Person 1- ''It is about two hours from there.''

by ncljohnson96 February 27, 2011

Tyler Johnson

An absolute God of hockey. Usually destroys all hope for your team in a playoff series and rips the souls of opponent fans and shits on their children's dreams.

I was enjoying this hockey season until Tyler Johnson scored 12 goals in 10 minutes in Game 1.

by CaptStabbin727 May 22, 2015

Mike Johnson

A hoarder of community food.

At the party Andy "Mike Johnson'd" the chips.

by notMJno March 22, 2010

Johnson County

What conservative Republicans think about when they are masturbating. Put otherwise, it is a vast, sprawling wasteland of large houses, restaurants like Applebee's and Chili's, Protestant churches, and golf courses. Living there is kind of like watching paint dry, but without all the excitement.

Let's move to Johnson County so we don't have to be around blacks, gays, liberals, latinos, or Catholics ever again!

by Expat227 December 31, 2008

Eric Johnson

Eric G. Johnson is a renowned musician. He is best known for his skills as a pianist. He performs novelty ragtime as well as many other genres including anywhere from popular songs and themes to abstract hip-hop, blues and jazz. He also plays ukulele, accordion, guitar, and harmonica.

Eric Johnson is a talented musican.

by anonymous12906767 February 3, 2010

Nigger Johnson

To beat or beat someone in an event
To be made fun of, or insulted
To be screwed over in something

(somoene punches pat in the face) "Man Pat, you just got nigger johnsoned"

"You nigger johnsoned that kid when you stole his money"

by Burnsy87 February 2, 2007

Ray William Johnson

An ugly looking troll creature that is 4'8 and reviews OTHER people's viral videos on Youtube so he can make a large profit. He steals other people's funny videos and makes terrible jokes about them that he repeats every video. This lonely troll also has a second channel that follows his scripted life around L.A. In these videos he has a guy (supposedly his friend) that has a job to laugh at all his lame jokes. He also hires vapid women to follow him around so he can get more views from YouTube perverts.

Idiot: Hey, did you wach that "fake and gay" video featured on Ray William Johnson.

Intellectual: No, because I have more than one brain cell, and don't support theifs who are as funny as a turd...

Reformed Idiot: I have been enlightened. I will never watch that pathetic excuse for a human again!

by HAHaha...;) June 29, 2011