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jewish money

when u got like a fuck ton of money you think you're a zionist cooperation

im taking billions trillions and some millions
Guy: dang im fucking poor
Guy 2: cant relate i got way too much jewish money on me
by werykul November 23, 2024
mugGet the jewish moneymug.

small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of
person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-
mugGet the small jewish childmug.

Jewish Nigeria

Nigeria but the main religion is Jewish.
"Ayo wanna move to Jewish Nigeria?"

"Sure."
by idiot.com March 18, 2021
mugGet the Jewish Nigeriamug.

jewish tunnel

The act of sticking coins in someone’s prostate then cumming on the coins in the prostate
Hey babe can we do the jewish tunnel tonight i got the coins
by tolietfart May 1, 2024
mugGet the jewish tunnelmug.

Jewish Mami

A Jewish Mami is that rare mix of tradition and rebellion — a good old Jewish girl raised in a conservative upbringing, but forever vibing with the Latino cause. She’s whip-smart, artistic, and endlessly creative, yet also down to smoke a joint with you under a flickering streetlamp at 2 a.m.

A Jewish Mami has a style all her own, but she’ll throw on a leather biker jacket without hesitation when she rides with a one-percenter. She only drinks the finest whiskey, eats only the best cuts of meat (A5 Wagyu or nothing), and carries herself with quiet confidence. She’s hot, she knows it — but she’ll never admit it.

She’s equal parts elegance and edge, brains and beauty, tradition and rebellion.
“Bro, she just rolled up on a Harley in a black leather jacket, quoting Henry MIller while passing me a blunt… straight Jewish Mami vibes.”
by Sharp_Dani August 27, 2025
mugGet the Jewish Mamimug.

Jewish Turtleneck

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”
by TaeBigg June 16, 2025
mugGet the Jewish Turtleneckmug.

Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
mugGet the Jewish Lemonademug.

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