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naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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Don’t look a gift horse in the discord message

Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the message in the end.
by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020
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free gift with purchase

A slutty person who has an STD
She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something
by Duke diggler July 3, 2021
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Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!
Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!
by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021
mugGet the Chipotle Giftmug.

bedtime gift

Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !
by Bedtime gift October 5, 2017
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gift harpy

ponytown players that collect event gifts like harpies.
these players spend hours hovering over gifts and camping hotspots and dont show mercy to anybody.
" i had to pull a gift harpy to collect all 279 toys! "
" damn, you are RUTHLESS "
by mrkrabspooshaft December 27, 2024
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gifted fail

A mark on a test below a 90%.
"Dude I bombed this test "

"Really"

"yeah 87%"
"seriosly dude that's just a gifted fail"
by The-Poison-Muse December 17, 2016
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