Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

pulling a pat

To not go out, stay on the couch and do hood rat things with my friends. This may or may not include refraining from the nights lame activities.

Hey gang, y'all are doing not cool stuff tonight i think Im pulling a pat and chilling. Ill be on my couch doing hood rat things with my friends.

by mcgruber2009 December 8, 2014

pat de pepe

Pat de pepe is a modern slang term used when another person touches your penis/ dick/ pepe

yo man, she went all up and pat de pepe!

by kellop February 7, 2018

Pat Robbertson

Da infamous televangelist who fleeced his listeners out of millions in the name of "The Great One".

As much extortion and chicanery as Pat Robbertson has committed, I am amazed dat da puffed-up bum is still allowed to be on da air!

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Pat

Extremely handsome man.

I saw him walking on the street, and I thought damn pat!

by nickneck November 22, 2020

Pat Attack

to chase someone with an ax and run out of breath after taking three steps.

The fat policed officer Pat Attacked the criminal.

by em-er-ly November 8, 2009