Hows my hair

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"

Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*

by CaTheMousseiest September 8, 2013

How Many Possums?

This is a question that an employee will ask a manager to switch subjects and to fuck around.

KV: How is it going
Maddox: Good
Kv: Awesome Possum
Maddox: How many possums?

by Strikle March 21, 2019

How to climb a tree

A video made by Tipsy Duck that involves the death of Kim and the perpetrators, Tim and Jim

You ever watched How to climb a tree?

by Ripedskull360 December 13, 2019

ding how

1. Chinese for "work together." It's how three men who have never met share a bond.

Those three guys in the crew are really ding how.

by lu_b December 11, 2012

how you sound

1. What are you talking about?
2. How do you get down?

1. A: Yo I got a bugga on my wugga.
B: How you sound nigga?
2. Girl: Hey baby
Guy: Dam girl, you fine, how you sound?

by Lil` Laur October 24, 2004

Guess how much

This is what a women says when she come home from the mall after shopping for three hours and buying many items she does not need and tries to justify it because everything she bought was "on sale".

John: Hi Where were you?
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much

by jrod-knows January 20, 2012

Tell me how it was

The most royal way of turning someone's invite for a movie down

Robbie: Hey Poo! Movie tonight?
Poo: Tell me how it was

by AYashvardhan September 8, 2018