Maurice the pet Rat, or just Maurice, is an aggessive pet rat. But Maurice is different from other pet rats. He can stand on both his rat legs and he wear the same thing as the grim reaper. His eyes are sharp and protrude from his eyes, looking like he's staring right into your soul. His fur is grey.
also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.
He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.
also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.
He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.
Person 1: watch out, Maurice is there!
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while
t-posing*
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while
t-posing*
by Doodle129 May 22, 2021
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An infamous chain of pet stores. They've reached popularity by having the employees be excessively rude to whoever enters a Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers store; the most common greeting being, "Get the fuck out of here, you idiot!" that is usually accompanied by being kicked out.
Some have managed to get past the rude employees to find that there is only one can of dog food in each store, and it costs a million dollars. Nobody has ever bought one.
Another calling card of Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers is that they fuck your pet if you ever go into the store. If you didn't bring your pet when going in, they'll find it and fuck it, wherever it is.
All Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers stores have a trademark of having a gigantic yellow sign accompanying each building that reads, "Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers" in big letters.
Even though Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has never made a profit, business is going great for them. Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has several million stores all over the country and is showing no signs of ever going out of business. They have Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings neighboring other Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings they are doing so well. Every Star-Bucks coffee shop has at least five Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers surrounding them.
Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has received several complaints and demands of changing their strategies and ethics, all to no avail. It seems that Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers will be around for decades longer.
Some have managed to get past the rude employees to find that there is only one can of dog food in each store, and it costs a million dollars. Nobody has ever bought one.
Another calling card of Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers is that they fuck your pet if you ever go into the store. If you didn't bring your pet when going in, they'll find it and fuck it, wherever it is.
All Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers stores have a trademark of having a gigantic yellow sign accompanying each building that reads, "Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers" in big letters.
Even though Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has never made a profit, business is going great for them. Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has several million stores all over the country and is showing no signs of ever going out of business. They have Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings neighboring other Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers buildings they are doing so well. Every Star-Bucks coffee shop has at least five Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers surrounding them.
Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers has received several complaints and demands of changing their strategies and ethics, all to no avail. It seems that Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers will be around for decades longer.
Damn those Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers. They fuck your pet. Dog food costs $1,000,000! That's clearly overpriced!
Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers may not only be the worst pet store in the world, but possibly the worst store in general in the world.
Don't like it? Fuckin' screw! Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers!
Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers may not only be the worst pet store in the world, but possibly the worst store in general in the world.
Don't like it? Fuckin' screw! Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers!
by scraps992 March 23, 2011
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when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet
Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."
Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"
Nate,"You know it!"
Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"
Nate,"You know it!"
by Doc Warren June 28, 2010